Hmm...
The Four-Fat-Girls-&-One-Hot-One Club convene for their quad-annual "Let's get drunk" party. But everyone either 'has to pick up the kids later' or 'needs to quit drinking for a while' so they all just share a Scorpion Bowl. The one in the Red V-Neck--the lonely schoolteacher--does get wasted however, and cries. Her students are tearing her apart with insults and she's mildly attracted to the class asshole, which leaves her feeling guilty and dirty and non-Churchy. Surprisingly, Black Sweater--with adult-onset Wretched Mouth Disease--looks to be the least creepy and the one I'd most trust filing my medical records...which I'm sure she does. Dreadlocks in the bkd. tries to git with Red V-Neck after the rest head home to their families/boyfriends/violent boyfriends. Red V-Neck is flattered by Dreadlocks' advances, and lets him buy her a Banana Split with his discount...and then lets him lick her ear. But she shuts it down after that, gives him an old email address, and drives her Corolla home to catch 'Joureyman' on NBC.
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This is the funniest thing I've ever read.
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