Fresh off his 9th Tour in Iraq--which this time included a covert mission to recover a trash bag full of severed heads (c/o Al Qaeda in Iraq) and yet another round of "fight the boredom by seeing whose body can overheat the fastest"--this brave soldier returns home to find his Army "killin money" has been so briskly spent on whatever sectional couch Sam's Club had marked down b/c it was a floor item. But it may take more than bravery to corral the nerve to ask his wife why one of their kids is "tanner" than the other. Perhaps that's why she's holding the newer baby more down-and-to-the-left of the nuclear family...no use in giving her hubby more post-traumatic-stress than he already has.
