Monday, February 19, 2007

Assassination Vacation Video

New footage of JFK's assassination in Dallas, TX was released. Apparently in this angle you can actually see the Second Gunman...and it's Lee Harvey Oswald as well. So he definitely, definitely did it.

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The "New" ADD

Researchers have found that "math anxiety" actually harms the brain cells needed to do math...If 2+2=4 makes you nervous, then you don't have any brain cells to begin with.

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Thursday, February 15, 2007

Fox Noose Channel

The Fox News Channel launches its Daily Show-esque news satire show this Sunday at 10pm. Other major news networks are expected to follow suit:
CNN hopes to have 'The Late Show with Wolf Blitzer' up and running by July; Headline News is going to take Nancy Grace's show, put it on 2 hours later, and give her a funny hat and a pipe; and CNBC is just going to play clips from Ringling Brothers & Barnum & Bailey Circus after 11pm.

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Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Tangled Web

President Bush's uncle, William H. T. "Bucky" Bush, is tangled in an SEC stock options probe. Meanwhile, President Bush's cousin, Billy Bush--host of TV's Access Hollywood--said he's never been probed by anything except two guys at the same time.

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Pink Cadillacs

Avon Cosmetics produced higher-than-expected fourth quarter earnings last year...So, to sum up 2006:
- War in Middle East lasts longer than WWII
- North Korea sets off a Nuke while Iran builds one
- People wear a lot of make up

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