Global Oven

There are reports that Global Warming may be having a negative effect on California's wine industry...leaving many to wonder how long it'll take the Red Hot Chili Peppers to use it as an excuse to write another song about California.

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Firepants

A man's cell phone ignited in his pocket, starting a fire which burned down his entire hotel room. The man said he would have called the fire department as soon as it happened, but he wanted to wait til after 9pm when it didnt count against his minutes.

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